wearing my foot-condoms is a crime against fashion and humanity

Just wanna let you know that I am guilty. I may not serve in a vegan restaurant and lack a pony-tail but I am 55 (well 56), and wear five-fingers, thus confirming stellar journalist Jon Gugala‘s assumption about the kind of laughable characters who like these affronts-posing-as-foot-wear (that can really fuck you up – his words).

The trigger for his rant is a law suit that vibram settled that alleged the company made false and unsubstantiated claims about the health benefits of its glove-like footwear. The runnersworld article that this quote is taken from is a more or less factual description of what is known about the settlement.

The accusation was probably warranted: there isn’t enough evidence yet for five-fingers strengthening muscles and reducing injuries. As there isn’t for the alleged benefits of the cushioning and orthopedic tinkering of the post 1970s running shoe industry. Exactly the point made by Christopher McDougall in a (sensible – no complaints about this piece of writing) interview with our same stellar journalist:

“It’s not that I’m championing bare feet; it’s just that I’m questioning running shoes—because really the burden of proof is on the running shoe.

Nobody asks you to pre-purchase your feet. They come factory-installed. The big thing that needs to be justified is why we are buying this line of bullshit from the running shoe companies and from the running press, which are telling you stuff like, ‘First go to your specialty running store, where your gait will be assessed. There’s a particular type of shoe for your individual needs.”

Obviously this reasoning also applies to minimalist shoes:

“Well, it’s like anything else. You start with a behavior, and then you add things afterward. If you change your running form and you run lightly, easily, smoothly, then you can wear whatever you like.”

What the runnersworld article brings up – which our journalist chooses to ignore – is that the law suit probably says more about the US legal instrument of class action, that allows for a substantial contingency fee for the successful lawyer: The fee represents around 15 to 35% of the recovery for a successful lawyer…A lot of criticisms are made regarding the contingency fees. The down side of these fees is the potential favor of increasing personal profit over achieving public good.

Runnersworld writes: Per the court agreement, the attorneys for the class members can receive up to 25% of the $3.75 million settlement, or $937,500. As always: follow-the-money is a good strategy to uncover the real motives.

Time for some diversion, and yes, there is a link with running because black coffee is not only my favourite drug, it also doubles up as my preferred performance enhancer, placebo or not, who cares.

Back on topic, no one has brought a law suit to the producers of cushioning and their equally unsubstantiated claims. About which McDougall has again something sensible to say:  In this case, I don’t really blame the running shoe companies. Capitalism is based on the idea that people buy shit they don’t need. 

Anyways, let’s focus on what our investigative leading light had to add to the original runnersworld reporting (apart from his attempts at verbal humour): research! One whole study, including the grand total of 36 ‘subjects’, experienced recreational runners, who, for a ten week period, were split into a ‘control’ group of 17, continuing their normal training regimen using their normal cushioned running shoes, and an ‘experimental’ group of 19 who transitioned to wearing five-fingers in that same period.

Now this really gets me. I am not immediately put off by a ranter, how could I? Would require a substantial level of self-hate. More even than I can muster. But this kinda shoddy use of science does it. The study itself, despite its small sample, is actually quite OK. It reports explicitly, as it should, on possible weaknesses (of which there are several), and phrases its conclusion carefully, advising that to minimize the risk of bone stress injury, runners who want to run in VFF should transition over a longer duration than 10 weeks and at a lower intensity (miles per week) than the subjects in this study. A good example of result reporting, that merits to be part of what hopefully will be accumulated over time in repeats of the same design as well as alternative approaches to study the same phenomenon, so as to create a solid basis for a more definitive meta-analysis to establish what can be said with a certain actionable level of confidence. Yes, a pompous mouthful, I cannot help it. Unfortunately single studies don’t tell you anything.

I included the pic of the ripped upper of five fingers because that kind of defect is a much more legitimate focus of complaining – or ranting for that matter – about what companies that are in on the barefoot/minimalist trend should be faulted for. Mine look similar, worse actually, and I’ve had similar, worse actually, issues with evo barefoots before changing to five-fingers. Went to pieces during the first couple of trail runs. And neither can be called cheap. As is true of the ‘barefoot’ Merrells that I bought for the Mustang Trail Race, but at least they survived a good two weeks on Nepalese mountain trails (and kept me perfectly comfortable on those trails).

But ultimately, the real question to ask is if I have to offer anything beyond exposing bad journalism? I haven’t, so by way of compensation let me offer this guy, quite popular when I was young, mostly for poppy love ballads, but a very able composer, and performer. Beats any opinions on running shoes, capitalism, or evidence-based judgement by a mile.

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3 Responses to wearing my foot-condoms is a crime against fashion and humanity

  1. jur9en says:

    Agreed. I think part of the reason of the lawsuit is the appeal of five-fingers to a larger mass of people; probably casual runners, who thought -like myself- that they could easily transfer in a few weeks to a minimalist shoe. While in practice it takes much longer; more like a year. And in the process get injured and blame the company, while they have nobody to blame but themselves. They’re right that there is little scientific evidence to substantiate claims of a company like Vibram. But that doesn’t mean it’s not true.
    In my opinion minimalist shoes are not meant for everybody; not for people who’re not willing to accept some discomfort while enjoying more feel of the trails.

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